Posted: 11:44 am Friday, December 31st, 2010

Happy New Year, everyone 

By Matt Porter

Still enjoying the last few drops of our vacation, but a new year is fast approaching. So with apologies to Samuel L. Jackson, we figured we’d let you all know what to expect from us in 2011.

Samuel L. Jackson knows whats up.

Sam Jackson knows what's up.

At the top of our list: ‘Continue to kick ass.’

And then we hope to ‘Be as bad as we know we can be.’

Also, to ‘Really put it out there, and by ‘it’ we mean Matt and Jeff’s mojo.’

In addition, we plan to ‘Give it as good as we get it,’

‘Be all that and more,’

and ‘Lose our shyness, vis a vis the power of the pen.’

Plus, we plan to ‘Work our voodoo on the lady fans,’

‘Take a thorn out of some cat’s paw,’

and ‘Tell some really good stories.’

Then, it’s time to ‘Give the demons what for,’

‘Spare the rod and spoil the face,’

and ‘Continue to kick ass.’

After which, we’ll ‘Show the bad men what it’s all about,’

‘Release a dove from the Palm Beach Post’s rooftop,’

and ‘Make you laugh in every Playbook episode.’

Finally, this year, we will ‘Stick it to all the suckas,’

and we’re gonna ‘Show the man that we mean business.’

…and we’re going to blog more.

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope you have a safe and fun time tonight. See you in 2011.

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